Logo T-Shirt

You’ve Been Warned

You ever see a man so confident, so dangerously untethered from reality, that you start questioning your own life choices just watching him walk by? That’s who this shirt is for.

This is for the guy who rolls into the party already sweating, already buzzed, and already carrying enough beer to start a religion — if he believed in anything but day drinking and ignoring text messages.

Sunset behind him, boots on, thighs out, and two six-packs gripped like they were forged in hell — this is the kind of energy that clears a path and commands a crowd.

This ain’t fashion. This is a warning shot.
It’s a signal flare that says, “If I’m here, your night’s about to get stupid.”

People who wear this don’t check the weather — they are the storm.
They’ve pissed in coolers, fought their cousin over a speaker, and skinny dipped in lakes they can’t pronounce.
They don’t blackout — they time travel.
They’re 40% alcohol, 60% red flags, and 100% the reason your local bar now has a sign that says:
“No yelling ‘Free Bird’ at the band.”

There’s nothing ironic about this.
It’s the kind of thing you throw on when you’ve accepted you’re not getting your shit together — not today, not ever.
You’ve stopped apologizing for who you are, because the apology would smell like beer and bad decisions anyway.

This is for the ones who live loud, rot in the heat, and never once look over their shoulder to see who’s judging.
Let ‘em stare.

If you’ve ever lost your pants and still kept your dignity — barely — this is your church.
If you’ve ever cracked a can mid-argument, wrestled your best friend in a yard, or pissed off a porch into the night — 

this shirt speaks your language.

Every night needs a wildcard. Why not be it?