Never Sober T-Shirt

Smells Like Poor Decisions

This ain’t some washed-up tribute —
it’s a face-first dive into everything loud, filthy, and broken in the best way.
“Never Sober” doesn’t pay homage to Nevermind —
it hijacks it, tears the nostalgia apart,
and replaces it with a grown-ass burnout
bobbing through a pool of beer cans, broken rules,
and bad ideas that felt right at the time.

This is the kind of energy you can’t fake.
You’ve either lived it, or you haven’t.
It’s for the ones who’ve woken up soaked and confused,
texted “what happened?” to five people,
and still showed up for round two.
For the ones who treat pool parties like full-contact sports
and hangovers like weather patterns.
For the ones who don’t believe in moderation,
don’t believe in second chances,
and don’t believe in skipping the pregame.

You don’t wear this to get noticed —
you wear it because you’re already on the watch list.
You’ve been kicked out of bars, banned from clubs,
and asked to leave weddings more than once.
You’ve passed out in bathrooms,
lost a fight to a patio chair,
and made out with someone you called “dude” the entire time.
You’re the reason venues have new rules,
and you’re proud of that shit.

“Never Sober” is the flag you plant in the middle of your latest fuck-up.
It’s not a fashion statement — it’s a red alert
for anyone trying to live a quiet life.
This is for the chaos dealers, the bad decision collectors,
the unfiltered legends still spilling drinks
and starting chants in places with no stage.

This shirt doesn’t try to be cool.
It is cool — because it doesn’t care what you think.
It’s soaked in every terrible night that turned into a story,
every missing hour that turned into a legend.
It’s for the lifers. The dirtbags.
The walking warnings.

So throw it on. Break something. Forget everything.
Never Sober. Never sorry.

This ain’t grunge. This is grime.